It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age with children like how do they even deal with that I can’t even keep my Sims alive without cheats

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hawkass-and-stark:

mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake:

endofunctor:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

clint must get so confused

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yes-ze-did:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind

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